I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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