i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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