Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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