you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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