She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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