I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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