So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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