maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
