Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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