butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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