it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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