margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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