only you would photoshop your dick
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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