I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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