I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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