I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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