She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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