i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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