I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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