The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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