I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
it's great music for shaving your balls
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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