I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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