Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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