Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
did you just send me my own nude
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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