I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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