Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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