wat bout pragnant strippers??
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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