Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
