Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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