why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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