I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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