Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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