it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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