I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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