Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Randomize
