How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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