i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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