i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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