Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
