Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Randomize
