: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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