and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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