every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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