His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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