your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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