writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I need to sanitize my soul.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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