She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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