Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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