It's like a parade of train wrecks.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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