I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I am naked and annoyed.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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