i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Barsexuality is the new black.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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