yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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