Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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