All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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