Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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