forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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